words of the week

Balmestorming: sitting in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

(I'm sure everyone used this when it came to Mr Mwai-coco-pops french homework)

Salmon day: the experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

(I'm sure Llahi's gets this every time he sits quietly in a dark hole coming up with "marvelous jokes' then...well....fails and the audience BOO'S)

Cube farm: a office full of cubicles.

(what a wonderful term NOT to use when describing a failed newspaper like NEWS OF THE WORLD)

Salad dodger: an excellent phrase for an overweight person.

(though they say the salads at Mc Donalds are packed with more fat than the actual burgers&fries....*sigh*) stick to water fat american cheerleaders....

Swamp donkey: a very unattractive person.

(oooh this word is good...its like calling them a smelly ass only with more venom)

Aeroplane Blonde: one who has bleached her hair but still has a "black box"

(if you know anything about planes you'll find this funny)

Greyhound: a very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

(these canines are impossible to get wet,they're so speedy that the moisture is blown off them)

Monkey bath: a bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa!

(now that's a great joke....make sure the nympho reads this)

Mystery bus: the bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

(Im sure we can all say we believe in this)

Tart fuel: bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

(Im sure we've all been there,done that,de je vu)

hope you enjoyed...

LLAHI IS A NYMPHO just incase anyone was wondering...