Defensive Eating: Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

(deema)

Cockblocalypse: When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

(that happens to llahi)

Dungeon Tan: the pale skin of a person who plays to much Xbox and doesn't get any sunlight.

(thats louis...oh wait...does he need it)

Redneck First Class: When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

(i would say this is me but llahi will see the strange irony in it)

BMS: Bitchy Men Syndrome. Male version of PMS.

OR... Black Man Swagger, the act of non-black girls getting lots of attention from Black Men

Egg alert:When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.

OR....When she is ovulating

(Not tonight, egg alert. OR Egg alert, come home now!)

Dracula sneeze: holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow

Masturdating: Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

(ive done this...its sad)

hope you enjoyed words of the week...LLAHI IS A NYMPHO